A Personal Renaissance: Archive

Why I (a gay guy) will be forever alone:

Attractive boy: Hi! I'm famous and completely inaccessible.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm straight, so the only serious relationship we'll ever have begins with a "b".
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a douchebag, and for the most part you'll just be a really awesome fleshlight to me.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm twice your age, so most people will assume we're related and that'll make any kind of PDA painfully awkward.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm a lot younger than you. Jail anyone?
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm taken and/or blissfully happy without you.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm going to friend-zone you. Good luck not developing feelings for me while I depend on you for everything except romance!
Attractive boy: Hi! I live on the other side of the world.
Attractive boy: Hi! I'm not even the slightest bit interested in you because you're too tall, or too short, or too skinny, or too fat, or too fem, or too masc, or too boring, or too outgoing, or I don't like your skin color, or I think your hair is gross, or some other reason that will make you feel like there's something or several things terribly wrong with you.

Feb 28th

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I'm writing a paper on marriage equality for my...

If any of you have sentiments you think I should include, please, please, please let me know! Thanks loves

Feb 27th

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Feb 27th

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Feb 26th

Watch

Feb 23rd

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Feb 18th

The Dalai Lama Makes Me Wet →

This was such a timely post for me. Thanks Davey! :)

Feb 17th

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Feb 14th

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Feb 13th

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Feb 11th

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So Jack-in-the-Box can trivialize marriage by...

I get it now :|

Feb 11th

Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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Feb 10th

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I am mortified!

I had an advising appointment today, and when I pulled out my student ID, the emergency condom flew out of my wallet. I. Am. Mortified!

Feb 9th

Feb 5th

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Feb 5th

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Letters to My Brother | Out Magazine →

Well, this made me cry.

Feb 4th

Feb 3rd

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I want gaybies and a shiny black dancer named Cashmere ;)

Feb 2nd

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Jan 29th

Jan 28th

It's not that I mind being single...

…it’s just hard to be alone all the time…

Jan 27th

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Jan 27th

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Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose.
Student: You mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: Yeah basically
Me: Doesn't taste like...
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Student: 
Me: Whoops.